Thursday, October 16, 2008

Chicago - Part II

Sunday officially began with a second set at Second City. We are too old to stay out that late these days, so getting back to the hotel at 3:00 a.m. was a shock to the system. Even with that, an 11:30 departure for an architecture tour on the river didn’t sound too difficult when we went to bed, especially since the friendly lady at dinner on Saturday mentioned how nice and easy the train ride in was. We didn’t think much of missing our originally planned train because we still had plenty of time to get there. Our thoughts on that changed when two stops in, a voice came over the intercom saying that three stops between us and downtown were closed. We were going to have to get off the train and hop on shuttle bus to get to the next open station. That took our already tight schedule down to next to impossible. We made finally made it downtown at 11:25. We had about six blocks to get from the train stop to the dock for the tour. That left us running like fools to hopefully catch the boat. One minute later, and they would have left without us, but just as they were about to take the ramp up, we hopped on the boat and grabbed a spot at the front of the boat.

The tour wound us up and down the Chicago River looking at all of the different buildings that make up Chicago. I have always liked big buildings. The rain was looming, and due to our late arrival, we weren’t prepared, but after the run, it was very relaxing to sit in the boat with the cold breeze blowing to get some background information on the buildings. It wasn’t an action packed tour, but it was informative and quite pleasant. We had about three and a half hours to kill from the time we got off the boat until the time we were supposed to be at the Briar Street Theater for Blue Man Group. We decided that another attempt at Chicago deep dish pizza was in order. This time we decided to try Giordano’s.

Giordano’s is known for stuffed pizza. We put our name on the list and ordered our pizza. It was a long wait for a table, then an even longer wait for our pizza to arrive. It was raining anyway, so there were a lot of worse ideas of how to spend an afternoon. When the pizza came, it was certainly worth the wait. Lots of cheese and veggies and some sausage. Not too much tomato sauce. It wasn’t exactly what I expected out of deep dish pizza, but it was pretty much the best pizza I have ever had.

By the time we were done with pizza, it was just about done raining and time to head to the Briar Street Theater to see the Blue Man Group. Of the three of us, Swaffy was the only one who had previously seen them. We got to the theater early chatting about what to expect. A staff member came by wanting to know how tall Swaffy was. She asked him to stand up and eyed him over. She said she might come back. We watched her as she went all over the theater trying to find the perfect average height person. She finally chose someone other than Swaffy, and we were rather disappointed. He wouldn’t be part of the show. The show was pretty crazy and just as you would imagine. About two thirds through the Blue Men came back near our section of the theater and grabbed the guy who was very close to being Swaffy. We watched on the monitors as they suited him up in a jumpsuit, painted him blue, then proceeded to hang him by his feet and swing him into a giant poster. Eventually the guy appeared back on stage with his head in some jello like substance and was done. It was really disappointing that it wasn’t Swaffy.

At this point, it was time to part ways with Mr. Pennington. His flight was leaving a few hours after the show, so he hopped on the train and headed back towards the airport. Swaffy and I walked back towards Wrigley Field to catch one last Chicago thing before we left. We went to the Sunday night Harold Show at ImprovOlympics. The three groups that performed were not near as polished as Second City the night before, but it was still entertaining. It had been a long day, and it was going to be an early morning. We walked to the train and soon realized why it had taken Mike so long to get to the airport from the train station where we had parked that morning. Our travels had taken us far enough off track that the train station near us was the wrong line. We had to go all the way back downtown to catch the right train to get us back to our car. Getting back to the hotel at midnight and then getting up at 4:45 to get Swaffy across town to the airport wasn’t much fun.

Morning came quickly, and we made it all the way across town to Midway in plenty of time for the flight. I was back to my time alone in Chicago. I made the best of it by heading back to the hotel for a couple more hours of sleep. I had decided that my day would include a trip back downtown to see the Art Institute of Chicago along with the last major Chicago food group I was missing, the hot dog. I got to the Art Institute knowing that some of the museum was under construction. I figured it would still be worth the trip to see two of the most famous pieces at the museum, American Gothic and Nighthawks. After a class in college, my main art interest usually falls in the more modern, so it was disappointing when I found that in addition to the impressionist collection being mostly closed, the entire modern collection was closed. I did enjoy the 20th century American art collection, but I didn’t spend much time in the rest of the museum. I’ll save that for a return trip once everything is back open. My extra time left me with an unplanned afternoon. I walked back over to see Cloudgate one more time. Still stinking amazing. I walked around a little more to find something else I had skipped on my Chicago sights….places the Blues Brothers was filmed. I was pretty close to the Honorable Richard J Daley plaza where the movie ends. I never did quite find it unfortunately. I decided I’d hop back on the train and go find my hot dog.

I got in my car and went in search of Superdawg. I think I probably first saw it on some random Food Network show, and it sounded like an interesting place. At the very least, it had two giant hot dogs on the roof. My superdawg was much like the rest of the food I had in Chicago, quite good. It was a nice way to cap off the trip. I got back to O’Hare and it was time to get back to Dallas to see someone I missed terribly in my time away. The flights were on time and I got back to Dallas just in time to grab dinner with my awesome wife. All in all, it was a great trip. Things went far smoother than I could have ever imagined. It was great to spend time with my buddies. I loved getting to really experience another city. I can’t wait to go back. It will be so much fun to take A with me.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Chicago - The Extended Report - Part 1

So here I am a couple of thousand feet in the air and who knows how many miles away from Chicago. I saw the skyline one last time just about 5 minutes ago. It was a fun trip. We’d been talking about taking a random weekend some time and flying somewhere random for quite a while. Two weeks ago, we committed to that random location being Chicago. Schedules were hectic. Swaffy was coming from Houston to Midway Friday night and had to be at work by noon today. Mr. Pennington was coming from Dallas to O’Hare Friday night and had to head out yesterday night to be at work first thing this morning. Me on the other hand….I came into O’Hare Friday morning and am just now leaving. I don’t know if that makes me more of a work slacker or more of a hardcore traveler. I’ll go with the latter. Here are the important stats:
  • Three guys.
  • Two airports.
  • Two Hertz rental cars.
  • Four Hundred Twenty Five miles put on my rental car.
  • One hotel room.
  • Two double beds.
  • One pallet on the floor.
  • Thirty-five miles from our hotel in the burbs to Midway.
  • Four and a half hours of sleep on Sunday night because of that fact.
  • Five electronic devices necessary to find our way around.
  • One and a half hours scheduled with something to do before we arrived in Chicago.
  • Two, the number of times Funky got looked at funny for asking for Dr. Pepper.
  • One time, the number of times that we had to run in downtown Chicago to get to a boat.
  • · Almost one, the number of times Swaffy got to be painted blue and hung from his feet.

Needless to say, it was a pretty crazy weekend.

Once I got there, I didn’t know quite what to do. I had about eleven hours before the rest of the crew would be there. After having about an hour and a half of that being eaten up by rabid Notre Dame fans at the car rental counter. I had a whole new city to explore. Instead of braving the city on my own, I mostly stuck to the suburbs. I hit up some Half Price Books. I saw most of the route the crazy cab driver took me on when I was in Chicago last year for a few hours. I did get one Chicago meal out of the way pretty quickly though. Aside from the Food Network or something, I hadn’t really known of the Italian Beef sandwich, but I’m glad I found out about it. I passed by a random location of Portello’s and decided I’d better try one. French bread, lots of thinly sliced beef, peppers, and some sort of random gravy. It had any cheesesteak I had ever eaten beat by a long shot. Next, like any hardcore traveler, I ended up at the hotel and took a bit of a nap. By the time I was up, it was time to start making the trek down to pick up Swaffy at Midway. I took my time….mainly due to the pesky “avoid toll roads” option checked on the GPS. Add that to a little detour due to a mistake that led me to the Frank Lloyd Wright house rather than a Half Price Books near Midway, and it was a long trip. Too bad, I didn’t get to see the house in the daylight. I finally arrived at Midway right on time.

Once I picked up Swaffy, it was time to meet up with Funky to grab some pizza. I decided on Lou Malanati’s for our first shot at Chicago deep dish pizza. I think it was a pretty good first choice. The pizza was quite juicy, which I realize is a strange describing word for pizza, but it was very accurate. Lots of cheese, lots of veggies, lots of bread. It was quite tasty. We got a plan started and got it mostly hammered out by the time we went to bed Friday night.


Saturday was planned to started out with a visit to the Museum of Science and Industry. On our way down there, we caught a sign pointing us to Wrigley Field, so we figured we had to go see that. There wasn’t much to see there, but seeing Wrigley was a treat. I kept looking for Illinois Nazi’s, but there were none to be seen. That jaunt took a little while, but it wasn’t long before we were on our way to the museum. Real exciting, I know, but it was pretty stinking cool. The U-Boat tour was fascinating. A couple of hours weren’t near enough to see the whole museum, but it was worth the trip down there. Next came one of the worst decisions we made all weekend. Not knowing the layout of the city and trusting the GPS directions, we ended up driving down Michigan Avenue for a bit. I got to test out my cab driver skills for a bit there until we found parking. We didn’t have much of a plan for our time in that area other than to go up on a tall building.

We ended up walking into the Billy Goat Tavern for lunch. Cheezborger, Cheezborger, Cheezborger. No Fries…Chips. All that good stuff from the old SNL skit. A good burger and surly counter help are probably the best two things to describe the place. I’m going to have to dig up that skit again. From there, we decided to forgo the desire to go to the Sears tower because it is the Sears tower and hit up the Hancock Building observatory. It was a good choice. The lines were short and the tour was great. The views were great, and Ross Gellar explained Chicago to us. From here, we decided we had better head to Millennium Park to see the things Ross told us about.
When we got to Millennium Park, we saw my favorite sight of the whole trip. Cloudgate, the giant silver bean, is about as cool of a piece of art as I have ever seen. Good art is supposed to make you feel something, and this art was the kind that makes everyone feel something. I saw people who were queasy, I saw romance, I saw awe, I saw fun. Everyone seemed to have a smile on their face. That is good art. It is easy to see how it has become such an icon in the city in such a short time. The other sights and sounds of the park were great too. The Gehery amphitheater, the spitting fountains, the sculptures, the plants. It was an impressive park. Too bad Dallas hasn’t been able to get something like that together. It would be tough not to spend a lot of lunch hours there.

Ross led us on a bit of a goose chase after this, but it was ok. Buckingham fountain looked like it would be a nice show to see if it weren’t under construction. By the time we had missed out on that it was time for dinner. Shaw’s Crab House was the location. We weren’t fancy or patient enough for the main room, but the Oyster Bar next door suited us just fine. Good food. Random conversation with a helpful Rockwall resident who was stuck in Chicago on business. The largest food bill of our trip. It was definitely good times. Our final stop for the evening was Second City, the only preplanned event of our weekend. No Country for Old White Men was the show. The cast was very talented and the show was hilarious. It was late, but definitely worth the loss of sleep.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Chicago - The Overview



So I got back from Chicago yesterday. It was a fun trip with the guys. The guys being a couple of good college buddies. The girl was missed quite a bit. The girl being my awesome wife. It was still a lot of fun. To pass the time on the flight back, I started writing an overly verbose recap of the trip. That will be for those of you who have some time and for some reason care to read about the details of the trip. For those of you who don't, here's the high points.

Giant bean = extremely cool
Construction on train rail while on a tight schedule = not cool
Deep Dish Pizza and Italian Beef Sandwich = very tasty
Superdawg = messy
Second City = funny
Blue Man Group = Swaffy almost painted blue and hung by his feet
Chicago as a whole = really fun city

It was a great trip, but I'm glad to be back. The long winded version will be posted soon. I know you will be anxiously awaiting it.

Recent Playlist:
Random song selections from letters A-G on my ipod in the form of playlist On-The-Go 3
The Very Best of Otis Redding
The Cure - Show
Patty Griffin - 1000 Kisses
Prince - The Hits
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs
Joe Purdy - You Can Tell Georgia
Linford Detweiler -I Don't Think There is No Need to Bring Nothin'
The Innocence Mission - Now the Day is Over
Rufus Wainwright - Release the Stars
R.E.M - Accelerate
Jens Lekman - When I Said I Wanted to Be Your Dog
Explosions in the Sky - The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights
The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
Okkervil River - Don't Fall in Love With Everyone You Meet
Red House Painters - Songs for a Blue Guitar
Sleeping at Last - Ghosts
Van Morrison - Moondance
Pedro the Lion - Winners Never Quit